Platform reviews
One page per AI companion app: verified prices, memory tests, privacy grades and a verdict. Rechecked monthly.
Platform reviews
Newest first.
ChatFAI Review (2026): Celebrity Chat, an Adult Switch and Prices That Don't Add Up
Two weeks with the web app that lets you chat with fictional characters, historical figures and a Real Person category, with an NSFW switch in the sidebar. Where the creation tools impress, where the memory and the message meter let you down, what the terms say about real people (almost nothing), and why the help centre's privacy claims contradict the privacy policy.
Eternal AI Review (2026): Pay-As-You-Go Uncensored Chat With a Diamond Meter on Everything
Weeks with the credit-based uncensored companion app that sells Diamond packs from $0.99 instead of a subscription. Where the matchmaker, the free text chat and the working video deliver, where the layered Diamond economy, the no-refund policy and the contradictory privacy pages bite, and whether it beats Nastia, Kalon and SpicyChat.
HammerAI Review (2026): The Private Local Character Chat, Tested on Real Hardware
Two weeks with the desktop app that runs roleplay models on your own machine through Ollama. Where the privacy claim holds, where the cloud side quietly adds what the local side avoids, what a 7B or 13B model needs from your GPU, and whether the $9 Starter plan is worth it.
Joyland AI Review (2026): Tested for Two Weeks, Free and Paid
Two weeks with the anime-heavy roleplay app people keep recommending to refugees from Character.AI. Where the characters and the freedom shine, where the filter and the credit meter get on your nerves, what the privacy policy really says, and whether the free tier is enough.
Kalon AI Review (2026): Fair Coins, Solid Memory, an Encryption Claim the Policy Never Makes
Two weeks on Kalon AI, free tier first and then the yearly plan. Where the emotional memory and the consent sliders earn their keep, why the coin economy is fairer than it looks, and why the 'encrypted explicit chat' line on the home page is not in the privacy policy.
Nastia AI Review (2026): Genuinely Uncensored, but the Memory Resets Are Real
Weeks with the French-run uncensored companion app that promises no filter, no lectures and a free tier. Where the chat and group scenes deliver, where the rolling memory, the token meter and the billing complaints bite, and whether Unlimited is worth $15.99.
Secrets AI Review (2026): The $9.99 Plan Is Gone, and Moments Decide Your Bill
A hands-on look at the adult companion platform that bills as S LABS INC and never asks for your name. Where the chat, memory tiers and video generation earn their keep, why the retired $9.99 Plus plan matters, and how the Moments credit system turns a $19.99 subscription into something else.
Swipey AI Review (2026): The $7.99 Plan Is the Cheap Part
Swipey AI sells a $7.99 Premium plan, then meters voice calls, video scenes and creator content in Hearts on top. What the feed and Fan Club model actually deliver, what the help centre admits about the free tier, what the Cyprus company keeps for six years, and who should skip it.
Uncensy Review (2026): Cheap Unlimited Chat, an Empty Marketplace and a Company Five Weeks Old
Five weeks after launch, a hands-on look at Uncensy: the 9-step Fantasy Builder, the Rooms memory model, the diamonds currency, a peer-to-peer companion marketplace with no listings yet, and a privacy policy that names a different company from the terms. What $7.99 buys, what stays unconfirmed, and why I would wait a month.